Many people think these thoughts: WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO ME IF I DIE TODAY? WHERE WILL I SPEND ETERNITY?
We are all sinners, unfortunately dear reader, the Bible authoritatively informs us. . . so, like all of us, you too, are not an exception to this rule. And there are zero exceptions. Please take a minute to consider seven very clear Bible verses:
For [there is] not a just man on earth who does good and does not sin. [Ecclesiast. 7:20 ]
As it is written: "There is none righteous, no, not one" [Romans 3:10]
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God [Romans 3:23]
(for [there is] no one who does not sin) [2 Chron 6:36 ]
(for [there is] no one who does not sin) [1 Kings 8:46]
If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. [1 John 1:8 ]
God, on the other hand, is righteous and perfect; the two "kinds" will never mix. His eternal Law states that: The wages of sin is death [Romans 6:23]. This means that our eternal fate is HELL (each and every one of us).
Please note that the word sin in this verse is in singular and there are no exceptions to any kind of sins, including listening to a dirty joke.
No religion and no amount of good works that we may do can change this eternal law of God or our fate. We can't hide or lie because He is all knowledgeable.